Look, I'm not going to tell you how old she is, no matter what you offer me.
What's that? A lamborghini AND dinner with Daniel Craig (my mancrush)?
Well! In that case she's 21. No? 25? Okay - you got me - she's 26. There! Happy now?
Alright, alright. Enough silliness.
Happy birthday, mum!
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