Dear France,
I recently received a complaint regarding the alarming amount of your 'ipp-opp' flooding online music channels (specifically, radioblog). If you would be so kind, please stop this nonsense altogether.
Gratefully,
The online music public.
Dear France,
What's the deal with your 'service' industry? I understand this particular part of business nomenclature is foreign to you - 'entreprise du secteur tertiaire' translates to 'company of the tertiary sector' - but does having a name not directly linked to service give you an excuse for not actually providing adequate levels of said concept to your clients? I think not. I point, in an admittedly-general way, to your Parisian supermarkets. Look, we've all had a hard day, right? I don't want to be waiting in queues any more than you want me to hand you a €20 note with no change (quel horreur!) but is chatting to your friend in the queue next door while we wait patiently (if while secretly planning to stab you with a baguette) really the level of service you'd like to become known for? I hope not.
Plottingly yours,
Parisian shoppers
Dear France,
Re the frustratingly brief sunshine your sky flashed us with last weekend: Apart from unexpected sunburn, the premature exposure left a strong sense of unfulfilment. What's that? Oh yes, I'm sure it happens to most countries. There are probably all kinds of support now for nations with your...issue...
Look, it's not really a big deal. Truly.
Hmmm? No - this doesn't make me love you any less.
Okay, enough of the silliness. :o)
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